A man with a 10 inch wide mustache attacked some boys after they made fun of his whiskers. He was order by a judge to pay £75 to each of the three boys for his violent reaction. At one point, he promised the judge he’d remove the ‘stache once and for all. Even though he’s worn it for the past 26 years — you’d think he’d get used to the comments.
Or maybe not.
The last line of the article says the man “was jailed in 2000 for four years after knifing his brother to death.” Something tells me mustache or not, this guy’s got some issues.