When Bethany and I put Parker to bed tonight, we noticed something on the wall. Actually, a couple of somethings. The green crusted objects had dried on the wall in the last couple of days.
Me: Parker, did you put your boogers on the wall?
Me: Then what are they?
Parker: [sighs] [puts head in hands] They not my boogers! [looks up] [smiles]
It’s official. My son is disgusting.